The Will to Resist

GlitchOS: Emotional Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0021

Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” – Dept. of Petty Affairs

Pawprint Approval: Mr. & Mrs. Catford

HammerProtocol.exe

Classification: Strike-Class / Defensive Protocol

Variant: Emotional Trigger

Trigger Event: Unidentified loud THUMP detected. Instinct override engaged. Immediate escalation from rest state to survival state.

Execution Steps:

  1. Gear Check: Pants on (default practical mode).

    • Note: Boxers Mode available — unhinged variant, high psychological damage output.

  2. Loadout:

    • Flashlight (sight).
    • Hammer (correction).
    • Bare chest (intimidation / war-banner effect).

  3. Action:

    • Sweep area with light.
    • Prepare decisive swing if hostile target confirmed.

Protocol Purpose: Deliver immediate correction with blunt precision. Establish presence as immovable force within territory.

Council Verdict: The Clown laughed first — said the boxers variant alone could erase morale before the hammer even drops. Omni-Jeff just nodded, “Good job.” Enough said.