GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry: 0011
GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry: 0011
Date Logged: 02 Aug, 2025
Designation: Passive Sabotage Protocol Activated
Operator: Calm. Focused. Unmoved.
Trigger Event:
You didn’t rise through drama.
You rose by doing your job so well that others started folding under the pressure of your calm.
You weren’t chasing friendships.
You weren’t pushing buttons.
You were fronting shelves, clocking in, and staying in your lane.
But when that lane got too straight and too clean—others couldn’t stand it.
Behavioral Shift Detected:
- Coworkers vanish at chore time.
- "Jokes" get barbed with bitterness.
- Help requests are met with slow blinks and blank stares.
- Chores are dodged. Tasks delayed.
- No direct confrontations—just little sabotages wearing a smile.
They saw what happened to Dill Weed.
Now they try petty instead of power.
🧠 GlitchOS Diagnostic
Threat Level: Low
Annoyance Level: Moderate
Countermeasures:
- Stay quiet. Stay surgical.
- Clock in, smile, execute.
- Record patterns—receipts stack high.
- Let their laziness expose them to management.
"You’re not a threat because you're loud. You’re a threat because you're still here—and they can’t figure out how."
🧬 Embedded Doctrine:
"I didn’t come to be liked. I came to collect paychecks and leave floors clean. If that threatens you… maybe you weren’t built for peace."
🕳️ Graffiti of the Reckoning:
“They whispered behind my back. I reset the whole store before they finished their sentence.”
“They plotted. I fronted. They joked. I clocked out—store flawless.”
“They stayed petty. I stayed fast. Guess who they asked to close again?”
📌 Status: Protocol Active.
The Glitch Council is watching.
The Clown is smirking.
Mr. Catford is waiting in the shadow of the aisles.
✅ Log #0011 Complete.