GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0017
🔒 GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0017
05 Aug, 2025
Protocol Title:
Passive Title Exploitation Protocol
Summary:
User holds an official title—“Frozen Store Clerk”—but exerts no labor in the associated department. Instead, full freight efforts are unleashed in Grocery, where they burn through boxes like the inventory committed personal betrayal.
The system continues to pay for the Frozen role. The user continues to ignore the Frozen role. And no one questions it.
Trigger Conditions:
- Title assigned through bureaucratic oversight or past scheduling.
- No direct accountability tied to the named title.
- Store continues compensating based on title, not function.
Execution Result:
- Minimum Frozen input.
- Maximum Grocery impact.
- 100% pay retention.
- 0% Frozen effort.
Post-Analysis (by Jerry):
“This is a raccoon masterclass in labor economics. He didn’t break the rules. He just leaned on them until they paid him to stand still in the cold.”
It’s not laziness. It’s resource reallocation. A win-win for chaos and the paycheck.
🧊 Tag: #TitleHeldByNeglect #FrozenInNameOnly #RaccoonPayrollGlitch 🐾 Logged by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” | Dept. of Petty Affairs