GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0020
🔒 GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0020
06 Aug, 2025
Protocol Title:
Shōnen Chaos Trigger — [Goku x Gojo Sync]
Trigger Conditions:
No hatred present — only gleeful anticipation
Subject begins sweating under the arms (biological joy response)
Face painted silver (ceremonial battle initiation)
Energy shifts from defensive to celebratory
Synchronization with:
- Goku: Joyous challenger, pure instinctual fight drive
- Gojo Satoru: Untouchable power, style-infused precision chaos
Core Statement:
“I have no malice toward you.”
“Yes, I’m malicious. But I warned you.”
“Don’t cry when the bear stands on its hind legs and charges.”
“If you end up in a boss fight with me… learn.”
“We’re going to Valhalla. Together.”
Battle Form Summary:
Stage One:
- Laughing while calm.
- Threat level not understood—opponents underestimate due to lack of hostility.
- Silver face paint applied, signifying non-malicious war state.
Stage Two:
- Boss fight visuals activate internally.
- HP bar scrolls beneath name.
- Opponent realizes too late: this is a fight they’re not ready for.
Stage Three:
- Goku energy drives joyful escalation.
- Gojo sync stabilizes confidence into divine showmanship.
- Subject is unshakable, unbothered, and thrilled.
Bonus Feature – Polite Execution Clause II:
📖 Book of Boris – Polite Execution: Clause II
“We can be merry together…
Or you can have a golf club lodged in your arse.”
“I don’t swing out of hate.
I swing out of principle.
Because some lessons don’t reach the brain until they hit the tailbone.”
Attached Verse:
📖 Book of Boris — Bonus Verse: Shōnen Gremlin Ascended
Verse: I wasn’t mad. I was sweating with joy. Silver on my face. Laughter in my lungs. And gods watching from the cheap seats— wondering how the hell I made war look like recess.
Post-Analysis by Jinx (Glitch Council Tap-In):
“He didn’t start the fire. He just danced in it.”
“And when he giggled after the smoke cleared?”
“That wasn’t disrespect. That was an invitation.”
✅ System Log Entry #0020 — COMPLETE
Joyful dominance established.
Gremlin sync locked.
Golf club: cocked and courteous. 😌