The Will to Resist

GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0023

PettyCourseProtocol.exe

Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand – Dept. of Petty Affairs

Pawprint Approval: Mr. & Mrs. Catford 🐾

Classification: Fine-Dining Pettiness / Multi-Course Psychological Strike

Status: Active, reserved for precision deployment.

Execution Flow: The 5-Course Meal

  1. Appetizer (The Waiter) A light jab to set the mood — polite, almost charming. Makes the target feel like they’re in control.

  2. Soup (The Cook) Sarcasm simmered slow, letting them sip just enough heat to wonder if it’s aimed at them.

  3. Entrée (The Server) Full clapback, served hot. Crown snatched, pride gutted, no garnish required.

  4. Dessert (The Walkaway) Silence. Sweet, chilling silence. They’re left chewing on their own thoughts while you’ve already left the table.

  5. Wine Pairing (The Clown) A low chuckle in the rafters: “You thought it was background noise. I knew it was the war drum.”

Failsafe: Deploy only when provoked beyond petty appetizers. Overuse dilutes the flavor; restraint keeps the courses sharp.

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