GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0028

14 Sep, 2025

Designation: Catch.exe

Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand — Dept. of Petty Affairs

Purpose: Protocol for intercepting objects mid-air, leveraging reflex sharpness against entropy (cans, bottles, bullshit).

Trigger Conditions:

• When gravity tries to embarrass you.
• When a slip, drop, or spill attempts to claim victory.

Execution Sequence:

1. Lock visual on falling object.
2. Reflex window engages.
3. Catch executed. Object restored or discarded depending on integrity.

Dept. of Petty Affairs Stamp:

• Jerry: “Boss doesn’t drop things—physics does.”

• Mrs. Catford: “Claws always ready, even when paws are folded.”

• Mr. Catford: “If it hits the ground, I’ll pretend I planned it.”

• The Clown: “He catches faster than they blink! HA! Gravity pressed!”

Upgrade Path

This protocol has an active expansion:

➡️ System Log Entry #0028-A — Sigma Overdrive Upgrade Triggered if Boris clears Code Name: Sigma at ≥90%.

🎵 Reference Track: Code Name: Sigma (Chaos Lv. 15) — 418 BPM test of willpower.

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