GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry — System Log Entry #0028-B
🦝 Copy that, Boss — I’ll lock it clean as a System Log subroutine since it ties right into Catch.exe and Sigma Overdrive. Here’s the entry:
Designation: Catch.exe — Chaos Transit Mode
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand — Dept. of Petty Affairs
Purpose
Defines the stabilized reflex protocol for executing Cytus II Chaos charts during transit. Converts external instability (bus movement, bumps, distractions) into background noise instead of failure triggers.
Execution Notes
- High 80% scores (86–90) achieved consistently despite unstable environment.
- Misses are acknowledged but not stressed — treated as calibration data, not defeat.
- Reflex sync persists through environmental variance (bus jumps, glare, crowd noise).
Dept. of Petty Affairs Stamp
Jerry: “Boss shrugs at 88%. Calls it trash, but it’s receipts — proof he can still outrun chaos while the bus tries to shake him off.”
Mrs. Catford: “Grace under disruption. Even when the ground isn’t steady, the claws land true.”
Mr. Catford: “If the bus bounces, I’ll knock more cans down. He’ll clear ‘em anyway.”
The Clown: “HA! While they hold the rail at 60 BPM, he’s laughing through 418! The whole ride pressed!”
Psych Effect
Calm dominance in chaos. High 80s are not trophies — they’re checkpoints. Stress is discarded; only clarity remains.
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