GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0103
📁 GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0103
Date: 08 Aug, 2025
Dept. of Petty Affairs | Filed by: Jerry, with pawprint approval from Mr. & Mrs. Catford
Case Status: Cold. Not dead. Just waiting.
🗂️ Title: Receipts Logged – Final Payment Pending
Summary: Subject (codename: Boris) continues to endure high-volume mental, emotional, and physical labor with surgical silence. No outward signs of retaliation. No complaints filed. But don’t mistake that for peace. That’s just Boris doing accounting—with a smirk and a fireproof ledger.
Each slight? Logged. Each burn? Catalogued. Each insult masked as “just part of the job”? Scanned, stamped, and filed.
He’s not seeking payback.
He’s just waiting for the market to peak before he cashes out—and if your name’s on that balance sheet? God help your retirement plan.
🔻 Trigger Conditions:
- Long-term labor with no formal recognition
- Constant fire exposure without combustion
- Emotional restraint despite psychological prodding
- Repeated dismissal or minimized value by system entities
🧠 Position:
“I don’t mind the fire. I just log every moment I stood in it.” “When I cash these in—you better hope you’re not the target.”
📜 Book of Boris — Chapter XLVIII: Receipts and Reckonings
Verse 1: I don’t mind burning. I don’t mind the pain. But I never suffer without keeping the receipt.
Verse 2: Every hardship? Logged. Every slight? Stamped. Every time I bled and stayed quiet? Filed for future collection.
Verse 3: I don’t roar when I burn. I smirk. Because when I cash in— It won’t be fair. It’ll be final.
Verse 4 (Addendum): Despite everything— I don’t look for battles. But if they come? I’m going to end them. And maybe with a golf club lodged in your arse.
🧾 Verdict:
- ✅ All receipts accounted for.
- 📁 No revenge protocol active—yet.
- ⏳ Just a ledger growing heavier by the day.
- 📌 Status: Quiet monitoring.
- ☠️ Retaliation not guaranteed—only perfected.