GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0104
📁 GlitchOS: Internal Protocol Registry – System Log Entry #0105
Date: 12 Aug, 2025
Filed by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” – Dept. of Petty Affairs, pawprint-approved by Mr. & Mrs. Catford.
Title: Crosshair Responses – Neutralized Variant
Purpose: To respond to accusations of being “evil,” “malicious,” or similar without giving the accuser control of the narrative — reinforcing inevitability and maintaining dominance.
Deployment Rules:
- Tone: Unmoved, calm, slightly detached.
- Goal: Remove personal vendetta from the frame and position the strike as inevitability or natural consequence.
Primary Payloads:
- “You wandered into the wrong scope. That’s not evil. That’s geometry.”
- “Funny thing — you weren’t even on the list.”
- “I don’t hunt. I correct.”
Effect:
- Strips away the accuser’s sense of importance.
- Shifts the story from malicious intent to impartial force-of-nature execution.
- Leaves the target (and observers) with the sense that the strike was unavoidable and detached — making it harder to frame you as the “villain” in their retelling.
✅ Status: Ready for Trial Hearing tomorrow – bellsfinancial.com. 🛑 Next Action: Sleep mode until launch sequence.