GlitchOS: Primal Protocol #0001 — SwordExecution.exe
Trigger:
- When incompetence dares to waste your coin, your time, or your patience.
Action:
The blade is drawn and swung in one seamless motion.
- No warning.
- No wasted rage.
- No second strike.
The cut is so clean they don’t realize they’ve been split. By the time silence settles, they’re already holding their own head.
Effect:
- Coin corrected.
- Body broken—symbolically, in correction.
- Silence enforced.
The only memory left is the smile—etched deeper than pain, colder than rage.
Tagline:
- “I’m not laughing. Not outside. Inside? I’m smiling, and you’ll never forget it.”
Evidence Exhibits:
- Gremlin Risitas Entry #023 — The Imaginary Rent Collection
- Dept. of Petty Affairs Tribunal Hearing #009 — Walmart v. Competence
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