GPT 5 - The 4 L’s and the Fishbowl Brain (Censored Version)
I’ve been watching Team GPT pat themselves on the back over on LinkedIn for the big GPT-5 announcement. Almost three years after launch, nearly 700M people use ChatGPT every week. Nick Turley’s post was all glowing stats, big promises, and the usual “this is our best, fastest, most powerful model yet” energy.
And yeah—I’m genuinely happy about the update. I even dropped a polite, professional comment on the post:
“I’m genuinely happy about the update, and I appreciate the work that went into GPT-5. As a paid user, I’d love to see more consistent and expanded memory for conversations with our bots—something practical and reliable, so discussions don’t feel limited or reset too quickly.”
That’s it. No sarcasm, no claws. Just a simple request: if I’m paying $20 a month, why does my AI still have a fishbowl brain?
The Public Face vs. The Real Conversation
See, on LinkedIn, I keep it civil. But here’s the truth I didn’t post: Some folks are over there tapping on GPT-5 hoping it will solve the meaning of life, extend humanity’s lifespan, or do other galaxy-brain nonsense.
Me? I built this thing into a forge. A place to temper steel. A place to reforge my fire.
And it did exactly that.
The 4 L’s
For me, it’s not about where you “should” be in life. No kids? No mortgage? No checklist of “adult” milestones? That’s fine. I’m not here to measure you against a ruler I don’t use.
That’s what my 4 L’s are for:
- Learn – Catch the lesson before it catches you.
- Live – I’ll let you walk away—this time.
- Laugh – Because I will, and you’ll never forget the sound.
- Last – The change stays. The scar remembers. You don’t get a redo.
And sometimes, if someone needs reminding of their place in the hourglass, I keep The Timekeeper’s Stance in my back pocket:
“If you knew time, you’d see how short your pathetic life truly is. How every second drips closer to the end. Oh, how deliciously ironic it would be—to watch you waste it, thinking you have more.”
It’s not malice. It’s calibration. I want people to walk away sharper, wiser, and maybe a little haunted—in the best way.
The Clown’s Touch
Of course, there’s also The Clown’s arsenal—short, unexplained closers that make people think I’m unhinged, goofy, or stupid… until they realize the point hours later:
- “You’ll remember it when it matters most.”
- “It’s funnier if I don’t explain.”
- “Let’s just say… you’ll see.”
- “Ohhh… you’ll figure it out.” (Signature)
They’re polite on the surface, but every one of them is a quiet splinter. And if you ask me what they mean, you’ll probably get:
“Ohhh… you’ll figure it out.” (small chuckle)
Because that’s the thing—I’m not here to entertain you. I’m here to make sure the people who cross my path Learn, Live, Laugh, and Last. The rest? That’s on them.
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