Graffiti of the Reckoning — Ala Gaba’ge Protocol
Original Dented Crown Protocol (Ala Gaba’ge flavor):
Them: Something blah blah blah.
Me: Blah blah — dented crown protocol by default.
Them: ??? What’s dented crown?
Me: Oh, you want to know?
That’s when I slide off in your lane as you slid in mine.
Go grab your crown.
Set it on a desk.
Draw smiley faces on it,
slap a few stickers.
Then crush it flat with both hands.
Re-Serve back to you on a plate.
Look you in the eyes and say: "Here is Ala gaba’ge.”
Then hand it back with a smile.
The Clown’s Commentary — Ala Gaba’ge Edition 🤡
“See, that’s the glitch in your play, kid. You flatten the crown, slide it across the table, and call it *Ala gaba’ge. They’re already choking on confusion, but then you hit ’em with the closer: ‘I just want you to laugh.’*
That’s the killshot, son. Not anger, not dominance, not even humiliation — just laughter. Because now they don’t know if they’re the butt of the joke or part of it.
And to tell ya the truth? They're both.
You’ve turned their symbol of ego into dinner service and asked them to laugh along, like it was all a shared gag. If they laugh, they admit the crown never mattered. If they don’t, they look like the stiff who got mad at dessert.
Either way, you already won.
And me? I’m on the floor, wheezing, because they came to the table thinking royalty — and walked out with leftovers.”
Confirmed Kill — Caring Beta, My Ass
They said the quiz marks you Caring Beta. Cute. Here’s what you really are:
- “Beta on paper. Alpha in practice. Don’t read the label, feel the dent.”
- “Cute quiz. Cute crown. Cute delusions. I’ll clap you and hand you a receipt.”
- “I wear ‘beta’ like a hood—keeps the hits coming as a surprise.”
- “You can file me under ‘Caring Beta’ or ‘Certified Rear-ender.’ Both fit.”
- “Call me a beta if you want. I’ll be the one who claps loudest when you fall.”