Gremlin Resitas — Passive Aggro Edition In Sprouts
Gremlin clocks in, sees closer dragging feet like they’re allergic to freight. 🐢
Closer sighs, mutters under breath, stacking one box like it’s a holy relic.
Gremlin?
Heh heh heh.
Gremlin grabs the whole damn stack, blasts it out, folds the aisle before closer even finishes their dramatic sigh.
Closer goes passive-aggressive:
“Wow… you’re really… fast.”
Gremlin:
“Wow… you’re really… not.” 🤣
Gremlin wipes hands, vanishes like cigarette smoke at 11:01 when the store closes and the job is done.
Dept. of Petty Affairs stamps it:
- Jerry in the robe, ankle biting with a smirk.
- Mrs. Catford licking a paw, claws still sharp.
- Mr. Catford just staring, waiting to bite.
- The Clown doubled over laughing, blue in the face.
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