🎭 GREMLIN RESITAS PRESENTS – “DONKEY KONG BANANZA: VOIDCO VIBES”
(3-Skit Miniseries from the point of view of a very feral Donkey Kong who has seen too much corporate nonsense.)
🥥 SKIT 1 — “WELCOME TO VOIDCO, BABY”
🎬 Scene: Lobby of VoidCo Headquarters. Neon vines, fake bananas glued to desks, motivational poster that says “Synergy Is Peel Power.”
🎙️ Cast: Donkey Kong (our Gremlin Hero), Poppy Kong (Spy with a perfume addiction), Grumpy Kong (Union Rep turned Machine God), and Void Kong (CEO of Regret).
DONKEY KONG: walks in holding a banana like it’s an HR document
“Who the hell turned my jungle into a WeWork?”
VOID KONG: “Mr. Kong! Welcome! We at VoidCo™ believe in banana-based capitalism and ethical exploitation.”
DONKEY KONG: “Ethical what now?” snaps banana in half
“My ethics start with ‘Who threw this at me?’ and end with ‘I threw them back.’ Try me, Techbro.”
POPPY KONG: flicks invisible perfume cloak on
“Don’t mind him. We just need your signature for — POOF! — our non-disclosure banana agreement.”
DONKEY KONG: “Oh yeah? Let me counter-sign with these hands.”
proceeds to clap so hard the security alarm starts beatboxing.
GRUMPY KONG: (half-mechanical, half-union steward)
“I told ’em, VoidCo’s grind ain’t worth the peel! They don’t give overtime, only overtime bananas!”
VOID KONG: “We believe in growth mindsets.”
DONKEY KONG: “Yeah? Watch me grow this fist through your stock portfolio.”
launches barrel through glass logo.
Cue Title Card: “VOIDCO VIBES – A Gremlin Kong Production.”