Gremlin Resitas — The Origami Test
[Gremlin wanders the aisle, watching coworkers sigh and stumble around freight like it’s a puzzle they forgot how to solve.]
Gremlin drops it:
“People press themselves so hard they turn into origami.”
Half the crew laughs, creasing easy.
Half fold instantly—like paper cranes dunked in mop water.
[Gremlin just wheezes like El Risitas, stacking two boxes at a time, vanishing down the aisle while the folded ones stay stuck in their own creases.]
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