Gremlin Resitas — Vitamin A1
[Gremlin posted in the vitamin aisle, stacking bottles while eyeballing customers like pigeons circling for crumbs.]
Customer: “Which magnesium is the best?”
Gremlin-ese (in the skull): “Whichever one you actually remember to take, genius.”
Polite mask (out loud): “They’re all magnesium, just different forms—this one’s popular for sleep.”
Customer grabs melatonin instead: “Will this knock me out?”
Gremlin-ese: “Yeah, you’ll be out like a busted lightbulb, gummy bear coma and all.”
Polite mask: “It helps support sleep. Most people take it before bed.”
[Gremlin wheeze-laughs internally, bottles rattling in both hands, trying not to crack out loud. El Risitas echo fills the skull while the aisle stays calm.]
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