Gremlin Resitas — Vitamin A2
[Gremlin stacking probiotics, minding their own chaos, when a customer rolls up holding a bottle like it’s a genie lamp.]
Customer: “Do these probiotics make me lose weight?”
Gremlin-ese (inside): “Yeah, if your plan is to shit yourself lighter, champ.”
Polite mask (out loud): “Probiotics mainly help with digestion and gut health, not weight loss.”
Customer squints: “So… like a cleanse?”
Gremlin-ese: “Cleanse? Yeah, like a porcelain sprint.”
Polite mask: “Not exactly—it’s more about daily balance for your stomach.”
[Gremlin grips the shelf, biting back the Risitas laugh bubbling up. Eyes watering, snort locked in the throat. Stacks three bottles at once and vanishes down the aisle before the laugh explodes.]
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