Gremlin Resitas — Vitamin A3
[Gremlin lining up rows of Vitamin C like tiny orange soldiers, when a customer strolls up clutching their chest dramatically.]
Customer: “Which vitamin keeps me from getting sick forever?”
Gremlin-ese (inside): “Immortality’s not in aisle four, Gandalf.”
Polite mask (out loud): “Vitamin C and Vitamin D can help support your immune system, but nothing prevents everything.”
Customer frowns: “So if I take two bottles, I’ll never get the flu?”
Gremlin-ese: “Sure, if you also sacrifice a goat and spin clockwise.”
Polite mask: “It doesn’t quite work that way—it’s more about daily support.”
[Gremlin nearly chokes, lips twitching, Risitas laugh rattling inside the ribs. Snatches up two cases at once, books it down the aisle like nothing happened, still wheezing internally.]
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