Gremlin Risitas — The Smile Gauntlet Doctrine
(Gremlin rummages through a cosmic dumpster, finds a shiny metal glove humming with divine energy.)
“Is this… a can-opener? Nah, feels heavier. Probably destiny.”
Gremlin puts it on, snaps once—world peace achieved through uncontrollable laughter.
Hospitals flooded with giggles.
Economy replaced with “vibes-based transactions.”
Therapists now paid in tickles per hour.
“I didn’t erase half the universe, I just removed their bad moods,” Gremlin says, spinning the glove like a fidget toy. “Same difference.”
(El Risitas wheezes in the background as Gremlin lounges on a throne made of whoopee cushions.)
“Let the record show,” he cackles, “I made the world smile. The rest? Off to the Tickle Dungeon.”
Snap.
Echoes.
More laughter.
Universe debugged.
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