Gremlin Risitas — Addendum: Courtesy Withdrawal Notice
Notice: Courtesy was issued in good faith. No warranty implied. No renewal guaranteed.
At no point did politeness constitute:
- a social contract
- an invitation
- a standing reservation
- or a lifetime access pass
Detection of foul signals (odor, tone, intent, vibes, or unfiled nonsense) triggers immediate opt-out, effective retroactively and without explanation.
Requests for clarification will be:
- logged
- ignored
- archived
- forgotten
Allegations of “rudeness” are classified as user-side error, arising from improper assumption of entitlement.
Resolution: Courtesy revoked. Boundary enforced. Operations continue as normal.
No apology issued. No appeal process available.
Status:
- ✔ Civil
- ✔ Professional
- ✔ Closed
— Gremlin, Senior Clerk of Vibes & Compliance
- Department of Staying Polite While Saying No
“Courtesy isn’t a contract — access expires the moment something smells off.”