🐾 Gremlin Risitas Addendum — "Muncher's POV"
(Filed separately · Same Docket)
Hi. Yeah. It’s me. I’m the Muncher.
I already know Mario comes back. You’re late.
I’m not mad. I’m not enlightened. I’m not starting a podcast.
I sit here. I chomp. I don’t pretend fireballs are destiny.
You want me to riot? Nah.
You want me to believe nothing matters? Also nah.
I tested change. Didn’t like it. Came back.
That’s not fear — that’s data.
I don’t need the world to change. I need it to stop yanking my chain.
So I stay where I am, eyes open, expectations low, nervous system intact.
You can keep screaming about the loop.
I’ll be here. Chomping. Unimpressed. Still alive.