Gremlin Risitas — “Book of Variations.exe”
And lo, the Lord spake, saying:
“Let there be three colors of race: white, black, and brown. And let there be… variations.”
And it was so.
Beige arose.
Tan stumbled forth.
Olive tripped over caramel.
Mocha collided with cream, and the earth became a paint swatch nobody asked for.
And the Lord beheld His work.
And the Lord wheezed.
And the heavens shook with Risitas laughter, for the joke was eternal: that man would argue endlessly over the palette while the brush itself sat facepalming in His hand.
Thus it was written. Thus it was roasted. Thus it was wheezed.
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