Gremlin Risitas — “Boring Is the Repellent”
They panic. They hoard. They whisper “what if” like it’s prophecy.
And the Gremlin?
He eats a sandwich. From the extra hot dog buns. With zero urgency.
Fear needs participation. Stupidity needs eye contact.
So the Gremlin does the unthinkable:
- nothing.
No arguing. No correcting. No counter-panic.
Just maximum boredom.
And like magic— the noise gets awkward. The pressure wanders off. The fear finds someone louder.
Because nothing scares nonsense more than a man who refuses to react.
Gremlin chuckles. System stable. 😏🦝