Gremlin Risitas: Cloud Storage with Hips

02 Oct, 2025

[Gremlin slaps a digi-screen showing Mervamon’s silhouette, the colors pulsing like neon lingerie.]

“Would you just look at that? Bandai didn’t just give her thighs — they gave her thunder thighs in high-definition. You don’t rise to Mega form — you erupt into it.”

[Gremlin leans in, one paw tipped with sparkly data residue.]

“Breeding? Oh hell no. Digimon don’t breed — they upload fantasies. I’m uploading sex_appeal.exe straight into the Digifarm. She respawns like the sexiest firmware patch you ever installed.”

[Gremlin tosses a Digi-Egg like a flirtatious wink.]

“Seed all you want, baby. Mervamon doesn’t catch your kids — just your eye. And your bandwidth. HA-HA-HA!”

[El Risitas chokes laughing, the Clown face-plants into a pile of digital petals.]

[Gremlin pirouettes, the screen flashes “Mervamon used Love Poison.”]

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