Gremlin Risitas — Crown Smash Performance
[Gremlin wheels in a wobbly school desk from nowhere, slaps a random crown on it like it’s a craft project.]
If people wanna label me as ego eccentric, then fine, let them do it so they can sleep.
But if they come running into my lane, saying that nonsense? I’m going to come over to their lane, grab that crown, pull out my desk, doodle on it. Maybe throw some stickers. Take one more good look at it. Then smash it flat as they watch, and hand it back as a limited edition crown.
[Gremlin sticks a “Hello Kitty” sticker on the crown shard, cackling with El Risitas.]
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