Gremlin Risitas Entry #004 — The Catford Clap
[Gremlin sits down with wine, already chuckling]
Scene: ProZD drops a video calling out YouTube for auto-flagging his VHS-nostalgia bit as “Made for Kids.”
Link: youtube.com/watch?v=oU5pH_JvTHk
Comment dropped (Mrs. Catford at the mic):
“Imagine being so incompetent that even a Gremlin shows more dignity. He told you flat out it wasn’t for kids. VHS tapes — half the kids alive today don’t even know what rewind means. And yet here you are… flagging, rejecting, doubling down. All with that smug little AI stamp. At my job, trash gets trashed. At YouTube? Trash gets promoted to policy. You want to know the joke? Even the Gremlin’s laugh had more logic than your system.”
Reactions: The scroll-stoppers blink. Some flinch. Some nod. The smart ones bookmark it. The rest pretend they didn’t feel the claws.
Clapback (etched on steel):
- A sword in the wrong hands doesn’t cut enemies — it cuts allies.
Final laugh: Chair tips. Wine spills. The circus keeps swinging foam, wondering why everyone’s bleeding.
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