Gremlin Risitas Entry #005.5 — Paperboy With Fists *(Extension of [#005])
[Gremlin swirls the wine glass, wheeze bubbling before the punchline]
Update on Santos, the Contractor. After watching the trailer again, it hit me: this isn’t “gritty 90s anime fury.”
This is Paperboy with fists.
Think about it:
- Paperboy dodged cars, dogs, and breakdancers.
- Pizza Kidd dodges Santos the Contractor and his zombie scarecrow ninjas holding drills.
One was delivering newspapers. The other’s delivering pizza and chain combos.
And yet somehow… Paperboy felt scarier.
Because when your hero is “Kidd” and your villain is “Santos,” all I see is an NES cartridge asking me if I want to replay Friday’s route.
🤣🤣🤣
Graffiti of the Reckoning:
- “When parody forgets itself, nostalgia does the job instead.”
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