Gremlin Risitas Entry #006 — Two Options, Three if I’m Kind
[Gremlin sits with wine, chuckling before the story even starts.]
They thought I’d fold. All I said was, “I’ll take it upstairs.” Didn’t even need to swing twice.
Suddenly, the performance began— tears, excuses, scrambling like the system hadn’t already marked their ticket. By the time I blinked, they were gone. I didn’t erase them—their own weight did.
And that’s the comedy, isn’t it? Cross me and you’ve only got two options:
- Live.
- Or get erased.
Three, since I’m being generous— 3. Outlast.
But let’s be honest… most don’t make it past the first laugh. 🍷🐀
They’ll always bet on kindness. But the house always wins— and I am the house.
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