Gremlin Risitas Entry #010 — The Clown’s First Aid Kit
[Gremlin swirls the wine glass, chair tipping back. The Clown cackles in the corner, dollar-store paint cracked, wheeze echoing through the room.]
They thought they were safe. They thought they were in on the laugh. But here’s how it really lands:
“You were laughing at a joke, until you became the joke. Oh, I’m sorry. You caught a stray didn’t you? Let me go get that first aid kit. *laughs”*
That’s not rage. That’s correction with amusement. The laugh isn’t weakness — it’s the control they’ll never have. The smile isn’t kindness — it’s the reminder they lost without even knowing the game had started.
⚠️ Caution Sign Protocol:
- Do not engage stupidly. Correction will be applied.
- Side effects may include laughter, stray wounds, and public humiliation.
Graffiti of the Reckoning:
- “I’m not cruel. I’m just the caution sign you ignored.”
Echoes of the Clap:
- This isn’t just a stray — it’s the laugh they’ll still hear tomorrow.
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