Gremlin Risitas Entry #010.5 — Variant Cover: JoJo Edition
[Comic cover splash: Gremlin framed in dramatic ink lines, wine glass raised like a relic, Stand aura flaring. The Clown lurks in the background, dollar-store face paint cracking as he wheezes through word balloons of laughter.]
They thought they were laughing at a joke. They thought they were safe in the audience. But correction doesn’t ask permission.
The panel flips. Now they’re not watching the joke. They are the joke.
Star Platinum Variant
*“You were laughing so hard at a joke, that you became it. I’m sorry. You must’ve caught a stray. Did I just pull out my Stand, Star Platinum, and go all ORA ORA ORA all over your pride?
laughs
"Let me get a first aid kit to fix it.”
💥 Impact panel: fists blur, pride shatters across panels, sound effects spilling off the page.
Dio / The World Variant
“You were laughing so hard at a joke that I screamed ZA WARUDO! Froze time… and promptly made you the joke."
(Pauses.)
"Oh, I’m sorry. My Stand, The World, activates on its own."
"Let me get a first aid kit to heal you.”
🕰️ Impact panel: the world stands still, clock hands frozen, their smirk suspended mid-laugh before the flip lands.
Recovery Hot Takes (Panels Aftermath)
Speech bubbles scattered across the wreckage:
- “You didn’t have to go that hard…”
- “Bro thinks he’s in anime.”
- “I wasn’t even laughing at you like that…”
And from the Dio side:
- “…What just happened?”
- “This man out here roleplaying JoJo mid-clapback.”
- “Yeah okay, but he didn’t need to freeze time on me like that.”
All cope. All printed in shaky lettering, pride leaking between the panels.
Variant Why It Works
The core stray was already a scalpel. The variant cover turns it into a spectacle.
- Star Platinum = ORA barrage. Correction rapid-fire until nothing’s left but scraps.
- Dio = ZA WARUDO freeze. Correction lands before they even blink.
Different executions, same result: they weren’t watching the joke — they became it.
Graffiti of the Reckoning
“Correction doesn’t shout. Sometimes it ORAs. Sometimes it freezes time. Either way — you were laughing at the joke until you became it.”
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