Gremlin Risitas Entry #011 — Free Rent Housekeeping
[Gremlin strolls into your skull like it’s a studio apartment. The Clown’s dollar-store laugh echoes down the hall as a vacuum hums in the background.]
They said I live rent-free in their head.
I smiled.
Because free rent isn’t a burden — it’s a blessing.
So I became the housewife they didn’t ask for:
Cleaning up, sweeping thoughts into neat piles,
dusting off their pride,
and leaving polite notes on the fridge:
“Stay in your lane. Correction served daily.”
It’s not rage. It’s hospitality.
If I’m in your head, I’ll make it shine.
But every sweep of the broom is just another reminder:
I don’t pay rent here.
You do.
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Graffiti of the Reckoning:
- “Skulls line the wall because rent is already paid in pride.”
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