Gremlin Risitas Entry #025 — The Noise Filter Doctrine
[Gremlin wheezes into the mic, laughter already bubbling in the chest]
Some people love to toss noise into the room. Hot takes. Half-truths. Culture commentary that lands like a wet sock.
Me? I don’t burn on every spark. That’s how you waste matches.
🐾 Mrs. Catford just blinks—like she’s already heard better insults in her sleep.
🐾 Mr. Catford yawns, sharp teeth flashing, but doesn’t bother biting unless it’s worth the blood.
🎭 The Clown? He laughs. Not because it’s funny, but because the end is already written before the noise even finishes echoing.
🦝 Jerry the Ankle Biter? He grins under the Dept. of Petty Affairs robe, ready to trip you when the timing stings most.
And me? I let the static hum. Because when I do strike, it won’t be confused with noise. It’ll be a clean cut—the kind you feel fifteen seconds after you laughed too soon.
Lesson:
- Not every bark deserves a bite.
- But when the bite comes, you’ll know it wasn’t random.
- That’s the difference between noise… and doctrine.
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[Gremlin fades out chuckling, leaving static and claw marks behind]