🎬 Gremlin Risitas Entry — “The Bus-Stop Audit”
There I was at the stop, caffeine barely in, mind ping-ponging between absurdity and enlightenment. Lightning hit: “What if words could have rewritten history?”
So I dropped it — deadpan. The stranger blinked. I could practically hear the 404 error in real time. He didn’t know I was poking at the absurdity, not the tragedy; he only heard the sound, not the signal. Can’t blame him — most people never tuned their radios for satire.
I smiled anyway. “Learn to smile, it’ll help you better.” He nodded like a man hearing philosophy from a vending machine.
The bus hissed to a stop. Inside, the gremlin laughed under his breath: “Guess you can’t patch humanity mid-conversation.” Sometimes you test a thought in public, and the world reminds you why the lab exists.
— Filed under Gremlin Risitas Protocol v1.5 — Cross-Aware Patch
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Dept. of Petty Affairs
Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill.
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