Gremlin Risitas — Homo Milk Hot Take
[Breakroom Discord screenshot projected on the wall. Gremlin leans back in a chair, claws steepled, chuckling low.]
Subject: Caring Beta quiz aftermath + Discord banter spillover.
Offending Line: “Damn good. Would smash. And thanks for that bit. Needed a good laugh.”
Council Cuts:
Mr. Catford: “One carton of Homo Milk, fortified with irony. Damn good indeed.”
Jerry: “That’s not calcium, Boss — that’s chaos pasteurized.”
The Clown: “HA! Nutrients, bro! They’re drinking the punchline straight from the carton!”
Mockery Clip: “Congratulations, you’re a Caring Beta. Your reward? Lifetime supply of Homo Milk and unsolicited commentary.”
Verdict: Not malice, just banter. Laughed off, logged, and left behind.
Sentence: Two more cartons stacked in the fridge. Keep the laughter chilled until served again.
[Gremlin finishes the chuckle, flicks the lighter shut, and rolls on. The carton sweats quietly on the counter, joke already half‑drunk.]
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