🟦 Gremlin Risitas – Hotfix v1.0.9b

17 Nov, 2025

“THE CAT'S NAME IS CATSHUP, YOU PEASANT.”

🟩 🛠 NAME CORRECTION PATCH APPLIED

• Catshup.dll → the correct, blessed, heavenly fluffball with anxiety plugin
• Not Ketchup
• Never Ketchup
• Ketchup is the bootleg store-brand version
• Catshup is the premium artisan fluff imported from Valhalla

Gremlin voice:

“If you call that baby ‘Ketchup’ again, he’s entering sword-tail mode on YOU.”

🟩 AFFECTED LINES UPDATED

• “Catshup is always the undercat” ✔
• “Catshup sleeps on my head out of politeness” ✔
• “Catshup is the good boy, the chosen one, the angel son” ✔
• “Catshup vanished into the couch dimension” ✔
• “Catshup’s tail enters sword mode when touched without authorization” ✔

🟩 Toki’s Reaction to the Hotfix

Toki, hearing the correction, flicks his tail:

“Good. The peasant finally learns.”

Catshup, sweet anxious baby, just blinks:

“mrrrp?”

Hotfix applied. All lore updated. Gremlin satisfied.