Gremlin Risitas Micro-Entry #002 — The Short Circuit Addendum (v2.0 Patch)
(Protocol v1.5 — The Cross-Aware Patch)
She heard it. You could almost see the progress bar crawl across her face.
Error message in the eyes. Defragging ego. Rebooting self-esteem in safe mode.
She tried to recover with a laugh — that “haha you’re so mean 😅” tone that hides the blue screen behind the smile.
The Gremlin didn’t bite. He just blinked once, tilted the can, and muttered:
“Firmware’s fragile today, huh?”
(Echo Line: Every joke leaves a footprint in canon — this one left smoke.)
— Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison
Doctrine: Humor first, havoc second, continuity third, community fourth.
Motto: Don’t bark — bill.
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