Gremlin Risitas Micro-Entry — The Idle Animation Incident
(Protocol v1.5 — The Cross-Aware Patch)
Saw a short today. Girl just stood there. Blinked. Ended the clip.
Sweetheart, you’re not a Tamagotchi. You don’t level up from screen time alone. Blink, breathe, do something.
Even the Gremlin jiggles the camera before chaos hits. (Echo Line: The Gremlin remembers the laugh and pretends he doesn’t.)
— Jerry “ The Ankle Biter ” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair & Frontline Negotiator, Dept. of Petty Affairs · Glitch Council Liaison
Doctrine: Humor first, havoc second, continuity third, community fourth.
Motto: Don’t bark — bill.
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