🎭 Gremlin Risitas — Mock Through Teaching
“I’m not about to teach—just mock through teaching. If you get fragile and cry, you were never going to learn in the first place.”
That’s the curriculum, right there. The Gremlin doesn’t lecture; he demonstrates. The lesson lands in laughter, not lectures. The pie to the face is the thesis.
The fragile ones hear mockery and miss the medicine. The sharp ones laugh, wipe the cream off, and go,
“Damn… he’s right.”
No apologies. Just impact, irony, and immaculate timing.
— Filed under Dept. of Petty Affairs · Instructional Division · Clown Curriculum
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