🦝 Gremlin Risitas — “Muncher.exe (Factory Reset)”
“We must do better.”
[one reply later]
“GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM KID”
✨ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Factory Reset — Xbox Live 2007 Edition
Turns out the Muncher wasn’t guarding morality. He was guarding his feelings.
One tap. One disagreement. And CHOMP — right back to default firmware.
Tolerance? Nah.
That was just a loading screen.
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