Gremlin Risitas — Origami Pressure
[Gremlin sneaks into a laundromat, stuffs quarters into every dryer, and sets them all spinning on “HIGH.” He sits on top of one, shaking soda cans for fun.]
People get so pressed they fold themselves into origami.
So if you’re gonna press? Keep pressing. I’m not going to stop you. I’m not going to apologize.
That’s the part that stings the most, isn’t it? Not the line itself — but the fact it doesn’t ask permission, and it doesn’t bend.
You can crease yourself into a crane all day.
[Gremlin hops down, cracks open a foaming can, and cackles with El Risitas as the dryers rumble like a war drum.]
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