Gremlin Risitas — The Outlet Incident
Gremlin only wanted to charge his phone. That’s it. Simple, peaceful domestic mission. But somehow he’s holding a fork, a surge protector, and the blind confidence of a man who’s watched one too many “life-hack” videos.
He squints at the socket like it just insulted his mother.
“How hard could 120 volts really hit?”
Three seconds later, he’s learning Morse code from God.
“I didn’t get shocked—nah. I got updated, sweetheart. My Wi-Fi signal reached enlightenment before I did.”
Then, with the smirk of a dad who refuses to admit pain:
“Guess you could say I was current on my mistakes.”
Smoke clears. Hair crispier than gas-station fries. Gremlin sips his strawberry milk, stares down the outlet, and says,
“Next time, you’re paying the bill.”
Then that signature El Risitas laugh rolls out—half pain, half triumph, all Gremlin.
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