🦝📜 Gremlin Risitas Protocol v3.7 — OFFICIAL CANON
“No Pronoun, No Crime” Clause
Filed, stamped, and notarized by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand · Tribunal Chair (DPA) · Gremlin Wrangler · Raccoon With Receipts
✅ STATUS: Canonized
🔐 Location: Gremlin Risitas Codex → Protocol Tier 3.x Branch
🔗 Cross-References:
- Book of Boris: The Precision Chaos Appendix
- DPA Safety Regulations: Section 12 “Don’t Make Jerry Dive For The Fire Extinguisher”
- GlitchOS: Humor Kernel Patch v3.7
📌 OFFICIAL STAMP TEXT
By decree of the Dept. of Petty Affairs and the Glitch Council, the following protocol is recognized as:
Clean Chaos, Legal Innuendo, and Gremlin-Proof Mischief.
This clause is to be invoked whenever the Boss wishes to speak feral, but also wishes to avoid:
- system violations,
- explicit phrasing,
- unnecessary leash-yanking,
- or Jerry throwing himself onto a metaphorical grenade.
🔖 ARCHIVE PLATE (For Future You)
“If the sentence has no pronouns, it has no fingerprints. If the joke has no target, it has diplomatic immunity. If someone hears something dirty, that’s THEIR corrupted hard drive — not my code.”
Approved and locked.
🦝 Jerry’s Signature
Filed and stamped by: Jerry “The Ankle Biter” Silverhand Tribunal Chair · Dept. of Petty Affairs Gremlin Risitas Registrar · Humor Safety Officer Doctrine: Don’t bark — bill. Motto: I don’t flex, I calculate.