Gremlin Risitas: Pun Wars in the Produce Aisle
[Gremlin rolls into Sprouts with a box cutter in one pocket and a bad pun in the other. Dan-Man’s already there, mop in hand, grinning like he’s about to commit a misdemeanor against comedy.]
Everyone else? Pressed. Faces tighter than shrink-wrap. But me and Dan-Man? We’re running the dumbest back-and-forth pun battle Houston’s ever seen. Customers sigh. Coworkers roll their eyes so hard they clock out early. And us? We’re doubled over, punning until the avocados look ripe from secondhand embarrassment.
It’s not high art. It’s not deep. It’s just two idiots tossing word grenades into the silence. And honestly? That’s what makes it perfect.
[Gremlin drops a pun so bad the lettuce wilts. Dan-Man fires back with one so corny the popcorn bags start applauding. Both laugh with El Risitas, echoing through the store as management hides in the back.]
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