Gremlin Risitas — R.A.B.B. Entry: The Case of the Vanishing Texas
- Gremlin squints at the monitor, tapping the screen like it owes him Zeny.
“Hold up… Texas Benefits, right? Your Texas Benefits? Then why’s Texas missing like it went on vacation to New Mexico?”
He refreshes. 404. Refreshes again. 404. At this point, even the error message looks tired.
Nothing screams government efficiency like a website that forgets it’s in its own state.
- ConnectEBT? Gone.
- Lone Star Portal? Dead link.
- YourTexasBenefits? Ghost town with a teal color scheme.
Meanwhile the Gremlin’s sitting there with an Irish Spring bar in one hand and a phone in the other going,
“Guess I’m too broke for data, but too clean for mercy.”
You ever notice the site name is Your Texas Benefits? Yeah, except the benefit is learning patience and rage control.
Gremlin sighs, downloads the Propel app, and mutters:
“Fine. Guess we’re going mobile, cowboy.”
He opens it. It works instantly.
El Risitas laughter echoes through the void.
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