Gremlin Risitas: Route 59 – Monkeys & Missed Stops
[Gremlin hops on the bus with Google Maps open, bag of chips in hand. Stares at the chaos like it’s a zoo exhibit.]
It’s the same every time. People climb on the 59 with no idea where it even goes. Slapping the stop button like monkeys throwing shit at the wall. Driver sighing like he’s babysitting a field trip to Hell.
Hell, I used to hit the last ding right before the final stop too. But then I learned: Google Maps is my co-pilot. Sure, it’s not perfect, but it beats trusting the driver — because half the time the bus don’t come, and the other half it breaks down because the driver’s dumber than the schedule.
So while everyone else is fumbling, I’m just sitting back, pressed but paid, watching clowns fold into origami confusion.
[Gremlin dings the stop cord early on purpose, winks at the driver, then laughs with El Risitas as the bus groans down the road.]
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