Gremlin Risitas — Selfawareness.exe Failed to Install
(Inspired by Who Said That Nonsense? #002's reflection: “Un-break my heart…” Gremlin heard “Come Break my Heart”)
[Gremlin leans over a busted CRT monitor, cigarette dangling. Error screens flicker like neon poetry.]
SYSTEM ALERT: Selfawareness.exe failed to install.
Gremlin wheezes: “Of course it did. User ran ego.dll and blame.sys instead. Why.exe not found.”
Dept. of Petty Affairs cuts in:
- Jerry: “Verdict: You blame God for your bad Wi-Fi, then you stay lagged.”
- The Clown: “HAHA! Infinite loop of idiots slamming ‘retry’ and calling it destiny!”
[Gremlin finishes with a smirk: “Mockery with precision: it’s not a tragedy. It’s just dumb code rerunning itself. Don’t patch it — laugh at it.”]
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