Gremlin Risitas — “Show Me the Math”
Patent Troll:
“🚨 YOU OWE US MONEY 🚨”
Gremlin:
slides receipt across table
Patent Troll:
“Well—uh—this could get very expensive.”
Gremlin:
“Cool. For who?”
Patent Troll:
“…not like that.”
Gremlin:
“Exactly like that.”
silence
Patent Troll suddenly remembers:
- meetings to attend
- emails to answer
- other people to bother
Gremlin packs up calmly.
No yelling. No flexing. No drama.
Just math.
🦝💨