Gremlin Risitas — Sleaze with Hooks, Not Hashtags
(Bloodhound Gang vs. Rectus Abdominus)
[Gremlin boots up Spotify like it’s a confessional booth. He drops five tracks in order — each filthier, catchier, and more unapologetic than the last:]
- The Bad Touch
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- Along Comes Mary
- Fire Water Burn (live chaos)
- Mope (the one with Pac-Man & Falco)
Gremlin cackles:
“See? Sleaze with melody. Dumb, dirty, but engineered to stick in your skull like gum on a boot.”
Dept. of Petty Affairs chimes in:
- Jerry: “Rectus called it whimsicore. Bro, that’s just hashtags with hemorrhoids.”
- Mrs. Catford: “Hooks matter. Shock without rhythm is just noise.”
- Mr. Catford: [knocks a can over] “BHG still louder than this Rectus bunch.”
- The Clown: “HAHA! Sleaze that makes you dance is timeless. Screenshots of poop jokes? Already forgotten.”
[Gremlin flicks the play queue closed and grins.]
“BHG made filth catchy. Rectus made filth lazy. Don’t tell me it’s whimsical — it’s cowardice.”
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