Gremlin Risitas — The Vegan Burger of History
When your “Top 10 Evil” list reads like a compressed trauma buffet.
[Gremlin strolls into YouTube like it’s a buffet. Puts on a bib, cracks knuckles, ready for steak-level chaos.]
The Evaluat0r video loads…
Gremlin:
“Ooh, history of evil rulers? Bet this one’s cooked rare.”
…then realizes it’s another listicle of dictators read by Microsoft PowerPoint with emotions turned off.
“Bruh, this ain’t history — it’s a vegan burger of suffering. No seasoning, no sizzle, just moral tofu in a thumbnail.”
[Gremlin shrugs, fires up the camp stove, melts chocolate, and toasts marshmallows instead.]
“Fine. If the world insists on re-uploading pain as content, I’ll at least make s’mores from the embers.”
- He bites, nods to the screen.
“Good job, humanity. You burned it again. Want a towel?”
(El Risitas laughter echoes over the crackle of the fire.)
Source: The Evaluat0r — YouTube Channel → https://www.youtube.com/@TheEvaluat0r
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