Gremlin Risitas v12.0 — The Contraband DLC (Day 1 of 6)
Haus Morgenrot · Bonus Vacation Edition
Opening Scene
Day 1 of 6.
Another rotation begins.
Standard loadout equipped:
🥣 Oatmeal
🍯 Honey Bun
⚡ Monster Energy
📋 Clipboard
🦝 Moderate optimism
Mission Objective:
Return.
Stay invisible.
Do the job.
Don't become today's story.
Phase I — Contraband: Electric Boogaloo
Morning operations begin.
Medical returns a hallway cat to the unit.
Something immediately feels... off.
Closer inspection reveals:
💊 Medication still hidden inside the client's hoodie.
Contraband intercepted.
Medication escorted to Front Lobby.
Transferred to Med Tech.
Potential diversion prevented.
📋
Researchers quietly write:
"Remember this.
It'll be important later."
💀
Phase II — Lunchroom Civilization
Lunch begins.
The legendary:
No Talking Rule
attempts another appearance.
Hallway cats immediately begin proving that printed signs possess no magical powers.
Additional staff restore order.
Germlin observes.
Documents.
Moves on.
Phase III — Counselor Lunch DLC
Counselor requests food.
Money provided first.
Mission accepted.
Mission completed.
Financial loss:
$0.00
📋
Researchers classify this as:
A successful escort quest.
Phase IV — Trouble DLC
Favorite flirtatious tech appears.
Complains.
Teases.
Flirts.
Germlin returns just enough banter to keep the conversation entertaining.
Internal assessment:
"She's trouble."
💀
Emotional investment:
Minimal.
Entertainment value:
Acceptable.
🦝
Phase V — Boss Battle: Herr Dillweide
The earlier medication incident returns.
Question presented:
"Why was the client still carrying medication?"
Discussion follows.
Decision rendered.
📄 Written up.
Final outcome:
Two-Day Suspension
Researchers brace for dramatic music.
Instead...
Germlin performs advanced mathematics.
Six scheduled workdays.
Two scheduled off-days.
Plus two suspension days.
Final calculation:
"So...
Four days off?"
🦝
Bonus Vacation DLC unlocked.
Responsibility accepted.
No argument.
No shouting.
No crash out.
Entry logged.
Mission continues.
📋
Phase VI — Batman Meets Joker
Evening groups begin.
One of the facility's resident drug dealers crosses paths with Germlin.
Professional boundaries remain intact.
Conversation somehow drifts toward Batman.
Germlin volunteers for the role of:
The Joker
The flashlight joke from The Killing Joke is performed.
Batman laughs.
Joker laughs.
Nobody escapes Arkham.
Nobody changes careers.
Everybody remains in their lane.
📋💀
Mission unexpectedly successful.
Phase VII — The Quiet Evening
Groups conclude.
Late trays complete.
Snacks complete.
Movie supervision complete.
Researchers become mildly disappointed.
Nothing catches fire.
Phase VIII — Sacred Binder Preparations
9:15 PM.
Break unlocked.
Rather than complain,
Germlin studies the SOP manual.
Tomorrow's raid boss:
The SOP Test.
📖
Preparation level:
Reasonably confident.
Researchers approve this side quest.
Phase IX — Escape
10:00 PM.
Clock-out achieved.
Critical incident occurs.
Dr Pepper Zero almost left behind.
Emergency beverage recovery successful.
💀
Mission saved.
Phase X — Home Engineering Department
Arrival achieved.
Household operations begin.
Objectives completed:
🗑️ Trash emptied.
🍽️ Dishes stored.
🧹 Kitchen mopped.
💧 Floor dried by hand.
🛁 Bathroom cleaned.
🐕 Bruno supervised.
Unexpected bonus boss appears.
Washing machine door attempts retirement.
Emergency repair materials gathered:
🪵 One questionable piece of wood.
🩶 One generous amount of duct tape.
Repair successful.
Engineering Department rates repair:
"Good enough."
🦝
Ending Scene
Lights off.
One bowl of cereal.
One tired Germlin.
One long conversation.
Mission complete.
Day 1 Lesson
One mistake does not erase everything else you did right.
📋
You caught contraband.
You accepted accountability.
You finished your shift.
You studied.
You cleaned your house.
You fixed what you could.
The suspension became part of the story.
It did not become the whole story.
Status Report
📋 Contraband — Secured
📄 Write-Up — Accepted
😴 Suspension — Two Days
🎭 Batman — Entertained
🤡 Joker — Successful
📖 SOP Study — In Progress
🧹 House — Cleaned
🪵 Washer — Operational (Enough)
🥤 Dr Pepper — Recovered
🦝 Crash-Out — Prevented
Jerry's Final Stamp
The medication was caught.
The paperwork was signed.
Batman laughed.
The washer survived on duct tape.
The cereal tasted like the end of a very long day.
And the Gremlin discovered that even a suspension couldn't stop him from finishing what was in front of him.
🦝📋💀🏆
STAMPED AND ARCHIVED
Day 1 of 6 Complete